tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291323062012-02-16T06:40:29.061-03:00TEXTOS E DESENHOS DE CAIO BATISTA - caio24hs@gmail.com - fone: +55 51 84727298diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.comBlogger401100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-73961748434787618532012-01-09T14:52:00.006-03:002012-01-09T16:05:01.581-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1smL6MX9dkc/Twspg7gPYxI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/-Esaf2iyrag/s1600/CRIS.bmp"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5695691799445594898" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1smL6MX9dkc/Twspg7gPYxI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/-Esaf2iyrag/s320/CRIS.bmp" /></a>Tem o mapa da vida na cabeça.<br />Mas prefere fazer outras coisas com ela.</div><br /><br /><div align="center">Planos não combinam com paixão. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-7396174843478761853?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-27795466689541511182007-09-26T18:06:00.000-03:002008-12-09T12:58:58.009-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S16gR9Yos7s/RvrKJv2oSMI/AAAAAAAAABA/livUGG1fy5k/s1600-h/olho.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5114622595645851842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S16gR9Yos7s/RvrKJv2oSMI/AAAAAAAAABA/livUGG1fy5k/s320/olho.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong> O que teu olho tá dizendo,</strong></div><div align="center"><strong>não conto nem pra mim.<br /></strong><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-2779546668954151118?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-26307955968415243162007-09-26T17:52:00.000-03:002008-12-09T12:58:58.263-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S16gR9Yos7s/RvrHEf2oSLI/AAAAAAAAAA4/eichS9rkbJc/s1600-h/sapo.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5114619206916655282" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S16gR9Yos7s/RvrHEf2oSLI/AAAAAAAAAA4/eichS9rkbJc/s320/sapo.JPG" border="0" /></a><strong> O sapo navega na garrafa pet</strong></div><div align="center"><strong>pela podridão da lagoa.</strong></div><div align="center"><strong>Ai meu Deus que vida boa!</strong></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-2630795596841524316?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-25200384052429679012007-04-08T12:55:00.000-03:002008-12-09T12:58:58.383-03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S16gR9Yos7s/RhkRGg8IMRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/LFJQPJG2gjA/s1600-h/imagem.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051087260691738898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S16gR9Yos7s/RhkRGg8IMRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/LFJQPJG2gjA/s320/imagem.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">Feliz</div><br /><div align="center">é o sobe desce do chafariz.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-2520038405242967901?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1165165975503478372006-12-03T14:06:00.000-03:002006-12-03T14:12:55.503-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2276/3096/1600/734520/barco.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2276/3096/320/217962/barco.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">A ondinha suave do rio</div><div align="center">balança o barco ancorado na areia.</div><div align="center">Dois pra lá, dois pra cá.</div><div align="center">Convite pra dançar.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-116516597550347837?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1163010776807727862006-11-08T15:21:00.000-03:002006-11-08T15:58:38.156-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/imagem%208.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/imagem%208.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Hoje não quero nada.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Estou fechado </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">para o sério</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">para o útil.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Tô fresco e fútil.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-116301077680772786?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1162587371694846332006-11-03T17:53:00.000-03:002007-01-19T15:27:00.746-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/PINGO.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/PINGO.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong> O pingo d’água<br />Despencou do décimo andar.<br />Evaporou no caminho.<br />Não morreu. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Só se escafedeu.</strong></span> <div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-116258737169484633?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1162584156405031852006-11-03T16:56:00.000-03:002006-11-03T17:02:36.416-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/salada%20de%20frutas.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/salada%20de%20frutas.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;">Dia limpo, fresco e azulzinho.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Procuro o gosto de tua boca madura</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">na salada de frutas.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-116258415640503185?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1160513735810035792006-10-10T17:50:00.000-03:002006-10-10T17:56:46.606-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/sol.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/sol.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>O sorveteiro vai polindo sua corneta. </strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-116051373581003579?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158701947055867752006-09-19T17:44:00.000-03:002006-09-19T18:52:36.873-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/ema.2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/ema.2.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> A dança é o fio da navalha</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">o bote da serpente.<br />Como dança Obá no<br />espelho de Oxum.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115870194705586775?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158626999154782872006-09-18T21:47:00.000-03:002006-09-18T22:00:50.336-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/beijo.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/beijo.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115862699915478287?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158425713989870572006-09-16T13:53:00.000-03:002006-09-17T10:21:44.336-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/clima.1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/clima.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Nem sol, nem chuva. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Nem quente, nem frio. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">O dia está meditabundo. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Ainda não se decidiu. </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115842571398987057?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158358177532777742006-09-15T19:06:00.000-03:002006-09-15T20:18:45.223-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/ESTE%20LADO.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/ESTE%20LADO.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115835817753277774?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158279877456379822006-09-14T21:23:00.000-03:002006-09-14T21:27:46.646-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/mar.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/mar.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115827987745637982?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158234858529528432006-09-14T08:45:00.000-03:002006-09-14T08:54:18.543-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/boca.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/boca.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">Ela sussurou<br />palavras quentes e úmidas<br />ao meu ouvido.<br />Não entendi bem<br />por causa do tiroteio.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115823485852952843?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158230909173041662006-09-14T07:43:00.000-03:002006-09-14T09:03:58.830-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/lia.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/lia.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> Luft !<br />fez o vento,<br />bagunçando o cabelo da Lya. </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115823090917304166?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158197766165113992006-09-13T22:31:00.000-03:002006-09-14T07:56:24.390-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/eletron.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/eletron.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115819776616511399?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158119345017154512006-09-13T00:45:00.000-03:002006-09-13T20:33:29.443-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/trave.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/trave.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115811934501715451?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158116910976777202006-09-13T00:03:00.000-03:002006-09-13T12:22:38.593-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/elefante.2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/elefante.2.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;">Tinha um elefante sentadão<br />entre o meu amor e o amor dela.<br />Parecia uma cópia chula de<br />um poema de Drumond. </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115811691097677720?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158108344286111702006-09-12T21:40:00.000-03:002006-09-13T19:44:38.376-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/Livro.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/Livro.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Me deparei comigo alí,<br />deitado nas entrelinhas<br />do livro amarelecido.<br />Tão desprometido e completo no poema.<br />Virei a página rapidamente.<br />Se o eu de ontem me visse,<br />poderia perder a esperança. </strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115810834428611170?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158085496739476842006-09-12T15:21:00.000-03:002006-09-12T22:10:00.596-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/rose.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/rose.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Nunca mais a vi<br />Rose<br />a calcinha rosa<br />nunca mais rosevi<br />mas havia. </span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115808549673947684?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1158081927343332262006-09-12T14:13:00.000-03:002006-09-12T14:25:27.360-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/ctrls.3.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/ctrls.3.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115808192734333226?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157761891213571792006-09-08T21:28:00.000-03:002006-09-08T21:34:25.453-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/tarantino.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/tarantino.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong> Mortes que via nos filmes,<br />agora estão na esquina de minha rua.<br />Procurei o Tarantino.<br />Ele não pintou.<br />Parece que era franchising. </strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115776189121357179?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157740353852896132006-09-08T15:29:00.000-03:002006-09-08T21:39:36.303-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/??nibus.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/%3F%3Fnibus.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>A cada solavanco do ônibus<br />balançavam os peitinhos dela.<br />Viva o desleixo municipal! </strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115774035385289613?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157722229787017962006-09-08T10:25:00.000-03:002006-09-08T10:34:42.290-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/baleia.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/baleia.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O Príncipe dos Mares<br />casou com a Baleia,<br />sob o olhar incrédulo da Sereia.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115772222978701796?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157674435922131322006-09-07T21:11:00.000-03:002006-09-07T21:13:55.936-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/deus.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/deus.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Deus tá de saco cheio.<br />Passou a bola pro Google</strong></span>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115767443592213132?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157669694053761602006-09-07T19:51:00.000-03:002006-09-07T19:54:54.063-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/vaca%20gay.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/vaca%20gay.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Mas que vaca é essa</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>que tem rosbife,<br />entrecot e bisteca?<br />Isso é vaca de fresco.<br />Puro silicone.</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115766969405376160?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157666269971619232006-09-07T18:53:00.000-03:002006-09-07T18:57:49.973-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/mula.1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/mula.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">A Mula-Sem-Cabeça<br />quase morreu de inveja<br />quando viu sua prima Judite<br />passar com um chapéu novinho<br />cheio de flor.</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115766626997161923?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157662212467090132006-09-07T17:45:00.000-03:002006-09-12T23:13:39.040-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/sol%20e%20lua.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/sol%20e%20lua.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Sei não.<br />Acho que o amor da Lua e do Sol<br />dura tanto tempo<br />porque eles só se encontram nos eclipses.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115766221246709013?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157660839746442172006-09-07T17:23:00.000-03:002006-09-07T17:41:19.780-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/gostosa.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/gostosa.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Quando essas velhinhas</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>que pregam a palavra de Deus </strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>eram jovens e apetitosas</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>nunca bateram na minha porta.<br />Agora não abro.</strong></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115766083974644217?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157588618545760092006-09-06T21:20:00.000-03:002006-09-12T20:06:00.876-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/sopa%202.1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/sopa%202.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115758861854576009?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157580272662968862006-09-06T19:01:00.000-03:002006-09-06T19:04:32.673-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/Mala.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/Mala.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115758027266296886?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157576018783001882006-09-06T17:32:00.000-03:002006-09-12T23:05:51.613-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/d.carmela.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/d.carmela.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/seios.2.jpg"></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></div></span><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O santinho até esqueceu<br />as lições que aprendeu no céu.<br />Prisioneiro eterno entre os seios dela,<br />só pensa em coisas cabeludas.<br />Sacrilégio, Dona Carmela! </span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115757601878300188?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157568736157742692006-09-06T15:49:00.000-03:002006-09-15T17:42:02.840-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/indo.3.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/indo.3.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115756873615774269?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157565831592416442006-09-06T15:00:00.000-03:002006-09-06T15:28:53.993-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/ci??a.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/ci%3F%3Fa.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>A saudade é uma espécie de presença virtual.</strong></span> </div><div align="center"> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115756583159241644?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157564665973904962006-09-06T14:35:00.000-03:002006-09-06T18:07:16.406-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/quebrado.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/quebrado.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Só descobri que ela tinha marido<br />quando acordei no Pronto Socorro com o orgulho ferido.<br />Entre outras coisas.<br /></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115756466597390496?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157558140985691982006-09-06T12:48:00.000-03:002006-09-06T13:56:54.976-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/lanterna.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/lanterna.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/lanterna.jpg"></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Estou procurando um trabalho noturno<br />pra remunerar minha insônia.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115755814098569198?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157506437632971852006-09-05T22:32:00.000-03:002006-09-05T22:35:49.166-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/olho.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/olho.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115750643763297185?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157506005476931362006-09-05T22:23:00.000-03:002006-09-08T22:27:44.340-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/2%20cora????es.2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/2%20cora%3F%3F%3F%3Fes.2.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115750600547693136?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29132306.post-1157425917393491692006-09-05T00:08:00.000-03:002006-09-15T17:10:12.726-03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/1600/vaca1.1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2276/3096/320/vaca1.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">A vaca copula com o touro campeão.<br />O boi baba.<br />Tadinho do boi babão. </span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29132306-115742591739349169?l=caiobatista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>diretor e roteiristahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14579769087319483664noreply@blogger.com0